Instructions: Take one bottle of gin, pour a shot into a small trophy or other container, take a deep contemplative breath, down the shot, and then type the first sentence that enters your mind in the space below:

Wisdom of the gin:

• Cauliflower would be nice sauteed with ginger
• weight is only on the inside
• ugly babies are also the most beautiful
• reality is to be framed
• spicy mouths make spicy wives
• sparrow squawks, angel talk
• the belle of the ball is the shape of a pear
• nu nieh la nua na na hoopa hoopie is what the gin said you cunt
• perfume is the smell of sorrow
• the most difficult step is the one taken with the right foot
• homliness is the sign of godliness
• the lever arch file of life contains all the right things for all the wrong reasons
• you can see through everything except plastic
• penis envy is a non-quantifiable object
• murder everywhere
• h
• my head's gonna hurt tomorrow
• I've never drank alcohol before, so now I'm sick
• this site is not filtered
• will everyone never be well
• A girl will come who can master Heavenlight, and bring to her world wrong made right. But if the men of five colors learn what she has become, death shall claim this one.
• this is what happens when you do a pub crawl of the Northern Line
• a building is nothing without the ceiling
• erectile dysfunction is what i want
• it's a bigger shot that it has ever been
• that hurts
• out of our friendship group i would actually have sex with craig
• i wish alex would stop falling off his bike
• woman does have a smaller throat than a man
• resilliance is the yellow line
• Northampton, i fucking hate Northampton
• i didn't come, i didn't have the password
• square dance is the destruction of poverty
• it works!
• I am hungry
• newspaper
• newspaper
• when carpet is scriffled, demons are released
• i need it for the sales
• i can feel that behind my knees
• Singapore?
• Singapore?
• where did my penis go
• myspace.com
• he
• Mmmmmmm.....gin!
• niggers
• ok
• EBAUMSWORLD FTW
• olleke bolleke
• fuck
• 123456
• 123456
• 123456
• My pants are on fire
• I don't think I won't not go to the bathroom
• saying java is good because it works on all operating systems is like saying anal sex is good because it works on both genders
• i dont care if he's muhammed 'i'm 'ard' bruce lee
• i dont care if he's muhammed 'i'm 'ard' bruce lee
• Yuk...that is so filth
• Who Dat Nation Rules!
• It's cold gin time again!!
• son of a monkey boozer
• s'goin on here?
• s'goin on here?
• i like flowers
• what the hell
• Fuck yourself!
• Fuck yourself!
• i love you baby
• You make me wet
• Polar bears are left-handed
• out of my people, i would fuck sg
• A witty lady is a power, a witty beauty is a treasure.
• thanks a bunch of monkeys!
• I think you're a piece of shit.
• Bombay Sapphire is the love
• return of the gin!
• i hate the bald man
• seventeen of the buggers!
• roney, you beast!